biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hello my foul little beasties, i am taking a (hopefully brief) hiatus to deal with some health & personal issues. in the meantime here are some terrible awful no good wholesome fun facts i’ve been meaning to share:

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*a shriveled claw extends from the barren soil* hello my wretched lovelies, i have once again tunneled my way out of containment! i am returned to you like a long lost lover…like a faithful and persistent fungal infection. you’re welcome!

i am delighted to report (in no particular order) that i do NOT have cancer, i have finally gone no contact with my transphobic parents, I am receiving a Good Grade in Therapy (from my nice new therapist), and steady progress has been made on the Big Shiny Mystery Project i will be shoving down your throats circa 2024.

and now let’s ease back into our regularly scheduled shitposting with some more super wholesome fun facts!

  • the collective nouns for clowns include “trunkload”
  • at one point in history, billiard balls would occasionally explode during a game. tragically this was discontinued and sports have been going downhill ever since.
  • given the opportunity, butterflies will happily drink spilled blood
  • which is fine and totally less concerning than the fact some spiders nurse their young
  • and whilst we’re on the subject of dedicated parents: adult wasps can’t eat the food they feed their larvae…because their waists are too small to digest solids
  • last and also least: picture a kangaroo in your head.
  • (go on, picture it. 3D rotate it in your mind. the kangaroo is a Shrinky Dink, a perfect stationary image melting in the centrifugal microwave of your mind’s eye…)
  • are you picturing the kangaroo?
  • INCORRECT that is a WALLABY
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Final Review: Investigation Couple 2

kooriyuki:

Final Review: Investigation Couple 2

The ending… leaves me crying for a bloody refund. Ok, given that I know that Investigation 3 is in the works (the crew is negotiating for a continuation), I might just let the cliff hanger slide (again).

But the Easter Egg post-credit is interesting. [SPOILERS]I fully understand why Prosecutor Do would want to leave the corrupted system and stake out on his own. I bet he’d continue to hound…

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Many years later, I have also finished season 2 and am crying out for a season 3. There’s so much they could do with it

yuumei-art:

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Did you know Star Fruit grows from vine dreads? Imagine photosynthesizing with your own hair and never having to buy food again.


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